Akpos and his two friends attended a party and got themselfs drunk......On there way home they chatted a cab(taxi).When they entered, they told the driver there destination..The driver noticing that they were drunk started his car and turned it off..He turned and told them that have arrieved at their destination......they paid the taxi driver his money,, and he was happy that his plan worked... to his grtest suprise while AKPOS was coming down he gave him a sound slap....the driver thought that Akpos knew what he did but decided to ask Akpos why the slap and Akpos answerd ``YOU ALMOST KILLED US````

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A 90 yr old man goes to a doctor.
He said:"Doctor, my 28yr old wife is pregnant, what's your opinion?"

Doctor replies: "Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of his hunting rifle. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella pulls the handle and....BANG!!!...d lion drops dead!"

Old man exclaims: "That's impossible! Someone else must have shot the lion."

Doctor: "EXACTLY MY OPINION."

Naija women could be smart u know...
A plane was about to crash and 3 women were planning how they would be rescued after the crash. The jewish woman put on her expensive diamonds...''the rescuers will see the sparkle and rescue me first'' she reasoned. The French woman started applying her make-up..''well, I hope they see all the colour combination and they get to rescue me first''.
The Nigeria woman stripped Unclad just a few seconds to the crash. ''Why did u do that?'' the other ladies asked her.
''Well, everybody knows that the first thing they look for after a plane crash is...the black box!''

No accedent shall see you on your way

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As you are running up and down to survive, you will not have an accident....
Type Amen to Claim this short but Mighty Prayer.

after typing Amen you are save no Evil shall see you. Amen.

Type to claim yours.

 

Naija Entertainment PREMARITAL SEX IS BAD

THINGS YOU MISS FOR NOT HAVING PRE-MARITAL SEX !

Dearly beloved, A lot of people might have told you that you miss a lot for not having pre-marital 'SEX, the answer is capital YES .
You've been missing a lot and will like to miss even more. Let's See :-

* You miss contracting HIV/AIDS !
* You miss unwanted pregnancy !
* You miss being unwanted husband/wife !
* You miss having sexually transmitted disease(s) !
* You miss having unwanted child !
* You miss being a school drop out !
* You miss having a broken home !
* You miss making God and your parents sad !
* You miss barreness due to abortions !
* You miss having a destroyed career prospects and lastly,
* You miss chances of going to hell !

Have you seen that you really miss a lot by not having pre-marital sex ??? My beloved youths, your life is worth more than five - ten minutes of enjoyment
that can destroy your life forever ; Therefore I urge you to preserve your body not just for your future husband or wife but for Christ.

I pray you continue to miss every negativity in your life, Amen ! make a comment you like.